In our house we have been trained to pay Enzo what we call the “Puppy Tax”. What this means is that every time we cook something, a small part of it goes to Enzo. For example, if I make a turkey sandwich Enzo would get a small piece of the turkey. At this morning’s meeting he told me that he has been auditing his records and was showing that we owed quite a bit in back taxes. Enzo was also trying to make the case that the rate was much too low and in fact should be 1/3. He said that traditionally it is based on the number of members in a pack and not based on weight or any other arbitrary measure. Nice try Enzo!
The Italian Greyhound
